Infidelity

[Chaos]

Ahoj!
I am Joao and I am in Prague since March. I arrived here to live with my girlfriend. But i also want to do pick up with the community
Recently I found this old text from her with another guy. Can u guys translate for me?
Děkuij

Monika:
Ahojky, uz jsem, řídila jsem se tvymi radami:). Zrovna vcera jsem na tebe myslela, jelikož se mi o tobě zdálo . Myslela jsem, ze zajdeme někdy na kafe?;) a co ty?

Jirka:
Tak to jsem na jednu stranu rad na druhou už Ti nebudu moct naplacat skoda
Zrovna jsem si říkal jak bych Ti naplacal

Monika:
No jo, tak ja chtěla poplacat častěji než jednou za půl roku .
Tak poplacat me třeba jeste můžeš jeste měsíc a půl jsem “sama”

Jirka:
A pak nebudeš co to je za blbost
Sis rekla duben a dost už budu zadaná

Monika:
Nee, jakoze on tu ted neni a bude se mnou bydlet od půlky března

Jirka:
To by si ho chtěla podvest takhle když je pryč to můžeš potom I když u Tebe bude bydlet ne.

Monika:
Ty jsi mluvil o poplacani, ne o podvodu. To samozřejmě bych nechtěla.

Jirka:
Bych Ti samozřejmě naplacal se vším všudy
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Jirka:
Já chtěl mluvit minule ubtebe doma ty si chtěla sex zeď chci já no

[Ryglus]

Basically, they were chit chatting
and slap her sometimes cause she likes it

[Chaos]

Yeah, I was translating in Google but was not clear everything lol
Is it possible to do a translation about every phrase? I pay a beer after
Tks

[Scissors]

Is it possible to do a translation about every phrase?

Hey, man, I'll do that. Here you are:

Monika:
Hi, I'm already here, I was following your advices I was thiking about you yesterday, because I was dreaming about you. I was thinking about going to a café sometimes? What about you?

Jirka:
On the one hand, I'm glad, but on the other, I shouldn't spank you again What a pity
I was just thinking about that I would like to spank you

Monika:
Well, I would like you spank me more often than once in half a year
But you should spank me because I'm still "alone" for a month and half

Jirka:
And you will be not anymore after that? What kind of a bullshit is this?
You just told to April, and enough, because I'll be engaged after that (this means, that Monika told to Jirka, that Jirka should - probably - fuck her only until April, because Monika will be "engaged again" after this month)

Monika:
Noo, this means, that he is not here, now, but he will be living with me here from the half of March

Jirka:
You would like to cheat him during he is left You should do so once he will be living with you, don't you

Monika:
You were talking about spanking, not about cheating. I wouldn't to do so, of course.

Jirka:
I would like to spank you all-inclusive, of course
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Jirka:
I would like to talk with you at your place last time, but you wanted sex, so I'm who want sex now

[Chaos]

Tks man for the answer, I have a beer to offer u
OK, a little bit more about me. I arrived from Portugal to leave with this girl, and I do pick up for 14 years. From the beginning I knew she is not a loyal girl, but I am not also loyal so...
Now I am a little busy, but when I have more time I would like to go out and pick up girls with u guys.

[Scissors]

Tks man for the answer, I have a beer to offer u

That's ok, man! I don't drink beer so much (not many guys here do, I guess). You're welcome

[jettiger]

I use google translate always. Nowadays you don't need to learn languages if you only go for a vacation for a week or so. You can even take a picture of text and translate whole picture or talk to someone in English and google Translator will translate it into Czech language and even use text to speech mechanism to spell it loudly

Just install google translator in smartphone and explore it's functions, its quite easy.